Thursday, July 22, 2004

Headlines and more

To read about reinstated "activist" Dan, you can look at The Toronto Star or The Globe and Mail, or just read on for my exclusive list of the top ten things Dan Freeman-Maloy plans to do when returning to school in the fall:

10. Start campaign to emancipate downtrodden Tim Horton's coffee servers.
9. Lobby York Senate to make "AS/POLS 4091 3.00: Marxism, Feminism, Poststructuralism" a mandatory graduation requirement.
8. Create a new student club called RSY - rusticated students of York.
7. Run for YFS president with a slate called: "Whose Campus? The Left's Campus!"
6. Call for a Hillel-SPHR peace process, with a one-club solution.
5. Rename Excalibur "Palestine Weekly".
4. Host screenings of Fahrenheit 9/11 in GSA office.
3. Picket the 9th floor.
2. Write "Zionism is racism" editorial.
1. Try to get the megaphone choir to be made a permanent musical fixture.


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